User:LloydBlack

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Contact Info

Email: lloyd.black999@gmail.com
Slack (familab.slack.com): @lloyd.black
Facebook: Lloyd Black (lloydblack999) (set to Friends Only)
Website: lloyd-black.info

FamiLAB Related

  • Wiki Admin (one of a several)
  • Wiki Project Manager (See Wiki Wine Wednesdays for more details on updating the wiki.)

Favorite sayings

  • I want to have a social life but I hate people.
  • Instead of "single" as a marital status, I prefer "Independently owned and operated".
  • I don't judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, gender, ability or size. I base it on whether or not they're an asshole.
  • I'm not mean. I'm blunt. Which means I will tell you the clear difference between a bit naive and incredibly fucking stupid.
  • Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is the best defense.
  • If you have a problem with me, please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up, and shove it up your ass.
  • Chances are if it's tasteless and inappropriate I will think it's totally hilarious.
  • If silence is golden shouldn't duct tape be gold instead of silver?
  • I have no special talents, I'm just passionately curious.
  • I'm not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.
  • Once upon a time, I actually gave a fuck, well that's not today.
  • I'm the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me, just remember, I know how to hide a dead body.
  • Confidence isn't walking into a room with your nose in the air and thinking you're better than everyone else, it's walking into a room and not having to compare yourself to anyone else in the first place.
  • I'm only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
  • Never apologize for saying what you feel. That's like saying sorry for being real.

Random Data

  • His trick to working on the wiki for hours on end? Coffee, "Wawa" Lemon iced tea, Bawls, cigarettes and an odd assortment of music.
  • Individualistic (by nature I don't lead or follow).
  • Smokes too much (cigarettes and cigars).
  • Seriously hates the sun.
  • Owns a reusable body bag, for those rare occasions.
  • Collects hats
  • Collects skulls (donations accepted)
  • Personal belief system consists of an odd combination of Pantheism and LaVeyan Satanism.