From FamiLAB Wiki
- Wiki Admin (one of a several)
- Wiki Project Manager (See Wiki Wine Wednesdays for more details on updating the wiki.)
Some clarification about my role with updating the FamiLAB wiki and what the wiki is:
- My role as a "Wiki Project Manager" is not to run the wiki alone but to guide and encourage it's updating with continued contributions from other editors.
- I do not control the wiki, I merely update it in collaboration with other admins and editors.
- The wiki is a community resource that is a collection of useful information about FamiLAB and it's members who opt to provide their information.
- I encourage anyone wishing to contribute to the wiki to contact an admin for a wiki account.
- I want to have a social life but I hate people.
- Instead of "single" as a marital status, I prefer "Independently owned and operated".
- I don't judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, gender, ability or size. I base it on whether or not they're an asshole.
- I'm not mean. I'm blunt. Which means I will tell you the clear difference between a bit naive and incredibly fucking stupid.
- Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is the best defense.
- If you have a problem with me, please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up, and shove it up your ass.
- Chances are if it's tasteless and inappropriate I will think it's totally hilarious.
- If silence is golden shouldn't duct tape be gold instead of silver?
- I have no special talents, I'm just passionately curious.
- I'm not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.
- Once upon a time, I actually gave a fuck, well that's not today.
- I'm the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me, just remember, I know how to hide a dead body.
- Confidence isn't walking into a room with your nose in the air and thinking you're better than everyone else, it's walking into a room and not having to compare yourself to anyone else in the first place.
- I'm only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
- Never apologize for saying what you feel. That's like saying sorry for being real.
- Individualistic (by nature I don't lead or follow).
- Smokes too much (cigarettes and cigars).
- Seriously hates the sun.
- Hates the color blue.
- Owns a reusable body bag, for those rare occasions.
- Collects hats
- Collects skulls (donations accepted)
- Personal belief system consists of an odd combination of Pantheism and LaVeyan Satanism.
Selected General Information:
- This information is displayed in the event that 'Shadow Division' (or just SD) is mentioned in conversation and someone wants to know some of what it is.
- Name: Shadow Division - "We do what needs to be done."
- SD is an unofficial group of people who contribute time, money and energy to accomplish specific tasks.
- Lloyd Black created 'Shadow Division' (also known as SD) to partly help the lab but perform specific tasks behind the scenes where possible.
- Lloyd Black is the only official, public, member of SD.
- FamiLAB is NOT associated, responsible or connected to the function or actions taken by SD or its members.
- SD operates autonomously from FamiLAB.
- There are strict, specific requirements for becoming a SD member. Nobody can apply to become a member.
- Discussion about SD at FamiLAB member meetings is strongly discouraged and pointless because it doesn't officially exist in regards to FamiLAB activities.
- If the topic is mentioned, any inquiries about its function and actions (past, current, and future) will be simply denied.
- Lloyd Black will be the only person who speaks on behalf of SD if communication is required with non-SD FamiLAB members regarding major activities or if communication with the FamiLAB board is needed.