Category Archives: April Fools
Former President Obama stopped by the lab last Saturday. To say that it was unexpected would be an understatement. Willa was in the front room watching Food Wars, when out of nowhere the former POTUS just walks through the front door. Without missing a beat, Obama plopped himself on one of the front couches. Immediately following him were Secret Service holding guns…um..laser guns.. Willa, still with eyes wide open tried uttering out some words when Obama interrupted with “Don’t be so shocked, Willa. I’m unemployed now, and I love anime. […]
WE FINALLY DID IT. WE BURNED THE LAB DOWN!!!
Yesterday, Myself, and Mike King went to the lab, and came across overflowing garbage cans, and tools that were not put away. Angrily, I turned to Mike King, and asked “Is today the day?!” He nodded. We had been flirting with it for years. Today would be the day we would burn the lab down. The lab had a lot of chemicals. What do they do, and why were they still there? No one knows, but no one was willing to properly dispose of them. We poured these mysterious chemicals in A TRASH […]